Youre Only Old Once

Download or read book You're Only Old Once! written by Dr. Seuss and published by RH Childrens Books. This book was released on 2013-11-05 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture book—it’s just what the doctor ordered for new retirees, old souls, and kids at heart--and makes a perfect gift to celebrate birthdays and other milestones!" The Doctor is in...Dr. Seuss that is! Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the “Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.” Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages. A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, and anyone needing a little pick-me-up after a doctor’s visit!

Download or read book I Want to Be Somebody New! written by Robert Lopshire and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2013-08-28 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Spot, the beloved hero of Put Me in the Zoo, is back in another Beginner Book classic. When Spot grows tired of doing tricks in the circus, he decides to turn into another animal. But what kind? An elephant? An elephant is too big. A giraffe? A giraffe is too tall. How about a mouse? Can Spot’s friends help him see that the very best thing to be is himself? I Want to Be Somebody New! is a spot-on tale of individuality and friendship. Beginner Books are fun, funny, and easy to read! Launched by Dr. Seuss in 1957 with the publication of The Cat in the Hat, this beloved early reader series motivates children to read on their own by using simple words with illustrations that give clues to their meaning. Featuring a combination of kid appeal, supportive vocabulary, and bright, cheerful art, Beginner Books will encourage a love of reading in children ages 3–7. "Spot changes from elephant to giraffe to mouse, trying to find a new identity, but discovers that every animal shape has its drawbacks. This intelligent, cheerful sequel, with its simple rhyming text, lives up to the reputation of its predecessor." —Publishers Weekly

Download or read book Dr. Seuss's Book of Animals written by Dr. Seuss and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An easy reader about animals—real and imaginary—with illustrations by Dr. Seuss! Featuring a mix of real animals and Seussian creatures, this super-simple rhymed riff about animals is both a concept book AND a funny introduction to the world of Dr. Seuss. Illustrated with art from beloved Dr. Seuss books—including One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish,Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?, and Dr. Seuss's ABC—it teaches beginning readers to identify animals in the world around them and ones only found in classic books by Dr. Seuss! Nurture a love of reading—and of Seussian creatures—with this great new concept book for beginning readers!

Download or read book Seuss-isms written by Dr. Seuss and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 1999-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This delightful miniature book brings together the good doctor's wisest and wittiest sayings to provide a range of prescriptions for living. Dr. Seuss is credited throughout the world for making learning to read fun. But the forty or more books that he wrote and illustrated deliver so much more than just fun -- they bring exuberance, laughter, thoughtfulness and understanding to millions of readers, helping to prepare many a child for the chaos and complexities of life. With extracts from several of his best loved tales and illustrations of his favourite characters -- such as Horton the Elephant, the Lorax, the Grinch and the one-and-only Cat in the Hat -- Seuss-isms condenses all the wit and wisdom of Dr. Seuss into one volume, making it the perfect gift and an ideal keepsake for the doctor's numerous fans, young and old.

Download or read book How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man written by Mary McHugh and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-03-17 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good things come in small sizes. That is so true, especially for How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man. Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights about how not to let our inner crotchety old man out, this one makes the perfect Father's Day gift. Men will learn how to age gracefully so they never rattle off an inappropriate "dirty old man" joke. They'll learn that reading the obits first is a cardinal sin and that never reading the instructions is a close second.

Download or read book Hooper Humperdink...? Not Him! written by Dr. Seuss and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2006-01-24 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Alice and Abe to Zeb and Zipper, an alphabetical array of guests turns out for the biggest birthday party ever. But Hooper Humperdink isn’t on the guest list!

Download or read book You're Old AF written by SUMMERSDALE PUBLISHERS and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-13 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you stopped getting your freak on and started getting your creak on? Do your hobbies now include 'napping', 'relaxing' and 'having a quiet one'? Have you found you've more in common with your nan than your peers? It sounds like you're OLD AF! Get out your fun slippers and sit back with this collection of hilarious quips and too-true quotes for the old at heart.