You Complicate Me Box Set

Download or read book You Complicate Me Box Set written by Isabel Jordan and published by Isabel Jordan. This book was released on 2021-09-10 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All the sass, snark, and snort-laughs you can handle, bound together in one volume for your binge-reading pleasure. This box set features these 3 light, hilarious, full-length, romantic comedies: You Complicate Me Grace has a wedding to stop. She never intended to tangle with (or puke on) her future brother-in-law on the way there. Falling for the cocky jerk? Also not part of the plan. Looks like the road to happily ever after is about to get super complicated. You Wrecked Me Former runaway bride Sadie never thought she’d see Gage, her ex-fiancé’s sexy, grumpy cousin again. But one stray dog and a butt injury (long story) changed all that. Now all she has to do is remember why throwing her heart at him would be a bad idea…especially when he seems so willing to catch it… You Ruined Me Michael wasn’t planning on picking anyone up at the grocery, but playing nerd in shining armor and pretending to be Delilah’s boyfriend in front of her ex seemed like a good idea at the time. But how do you convince your fake girlfriend to move you out of the friendzone when your feelings become all too real? These books are not intended for anyone who doesn't like characters who cuss, snarky banter, tons of nerdy pop culture references, and all manner of familial silliness. For the rest of you, happy reading! Contemporary romance, rom com, romantic comedy, silly rom com, zany rom com, wacky rom com, wedding romance, roadtrip romance, funny contemporary romance, snarky, adult romance, quirky heroine, smart heroine, sexy romance, spicy romance, steamy romance, popular romance, romance books, romance ebooks, romance novels, best selling romance books, must read contemporary romance novels, as seen on tiktok, booktok, fun steamy romance, sweet but spicy, heartwarming romance, beach reads, women’s fiction, romantic women’s fiction, runaway bride, nerdy hero, nerdy heroine, witty banter, fake dating, fake relationship, fake boyfriend, fake dating trope, second chance romance, friends to lovers romance

Download or read book You Complicate Me written by Isabel Jordan and published by Isabel Jordan. This book was released on 2018-04-06 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She’s there to stop the wedding, not fall in love. But she’s a multitasker…so who knows? Grace Montgomery needs to stop her brother from making a life-altering mistake. Almost getting arrested by a hot air marshal? Not part of the plan. Neither was puking on him. (Don’t ask) Finding out his sister is her brother’s fiancé? Also a setback. Then there’s her very inconvenient attraction to the guy to consider... The last thing Nick O’Connor wanted was a new romance. But all it took was one ill-fated road trip, a ton of snarky banter, and a ridiculous amount of chemistry to change his mind. Now all he has to do is convince Grace to keep him around long-term... Soon, Grace and Nick realize they could be on the road to happily ever after. But only if they can deal with a meddling ex, a slew of dysfunctional family members, and a poisoned pumpkin bisque (long story) first. It’s gonna be a long, complicated week… You Complicate Me, book 1 in the You Complicate Me series, is a dual POV romantic comedy that can be read as a standalone. These series is not intended for anyone who doesn't like quirky heroines who cuss, witty banter, tons of nerdy pop culture references, and snort laughs. For the rest of you, happy reading! Contemporary romance, rom com, romantic comedy, silly rom com, zany rom com, wacky rom com, wedding romance, roadtrip romance, funny contemporary romance, snarky, adult romance, quirky heroine, smart heroine, sexy romance, spicy romance, steamy romance, popular romance, romance books, romance ebooks, romance novels, best selling romance books, must read contemporary romance novels, as seen on tiktok, booktok, fun steamy romance, sweet but spicy, heartwarming romance, beach reads, women’s fiction, romantic women’s fiction

Download or read book You Wrecked Me written by Isabel Jordan and published by Isabel Jordan. This book was released on 2019-05-24 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sadie O’Connor had successfully avoided Gage Montgomery for years. Hell, she was practically a ninja at avoiding him. And if it weren’t for a stray dog, some barbed wire, and the giant gash across her left ass cheek (long story), she might’ve been able to go on avoiding him. But now Gage—the sexiest, grumpiest jerk she’s ever laid eyes on—is right here, within reach. And it’s not long before her heart’s ready to hurl itself at him. Again. Too bad she can’t afford to trust her heart. Not after what happened the last time… Gage certainly wasn’t expecting to come face-to-face—or, face-to-ass, he supposed—with Sadie again, either. Their smokin’ physical chemistry had been complicated when they first met. (Mostly because she’d been engaged to his cousin at the time. But that’s another story…) Now Gage knows exactly what he wants, and that’s Sadie—in his arms, in his bed, forever. All he has to do is convince the woman of his dreams to un-friend zone him once and for all… But before Gage and Sadie can figure out how to stow their emotional baggage and move forward together, they have to deal with a crazy pregnant lady, Gage’s even crazier family, and the re-appearance of a particularly pesky ghost from Sadie’s past. Looks like things might get even more complicated this time around… You Wrecked Me is book 2 in the You Complicate Me series but can be read as a standalone. Book 3, You Ruined Me, is also now available. Not intended for anyone who doesn't like characters who cuss, tons of nerdy pop culture references, witty, snarky banter, and all manner of familial silliness. For the rest of you, happy reading! Contemporary romance, rom com, romantic comedy, silly rom com, zany rom com, wacky rom com, wedding romance, roadtrip romance, funny contemporary romance, snarky, adult romance, quirky heroine, smart heroine, sexy romance, spicy romance, steamy romance, popular romance, romance books, romance ebooks, romance novels, best selling romance books, must read contemporary romance novels, as seen on tiktok, booktok, fun steamy romance, sweet but spicy, heartwarming romance, beach reads, women’s fiction, romantic women’s fiction, runaway bride, grumpy hero, second chance romance

Download or read book You Ruined Me written by Isabel Jordan and published by Isabel Jordan. This book was released on 2021-04-30 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s possible to escape the friendzone and graduate from fake boyfriend to real one, right? Asking for a friend. Michael Montgomery had a plan. He intended to get so drunk he forgot his ex-fiancé was marrying his cousin, and that he had to attend the wedding. Alone. But somewhere between the vodka and organic bananas at the supermarket, he forgot the plan and ended up rescuing a damsel in distress—by pretending to be her boyfriend. Oh, well…planning was overrated, anyway. Delilah Morgenstern didn’t need someone to save her from her ex, but she wasn’t going to refuse the help, either. Being Michael’s fake girlfriend at the wedding was the least she could do to repay her sexy nerd in shining armor. Falling for him, though? Not an option. But surely she could fake it for one night (sharing one bed) and not get too attached. That’s what she keeps telling herself, at least… It’s not long before Michael and Delilah realize how thin the line between real and pretend is—and just how easy, fun, and potentially ruinous it would be to cross it… You Ruined Me, book 3 in the You Complicate Me series, is a light, snarky, low-angst romance featuring a quirky heroine and the sexy nerd who steals her heart. The books in this series can be read as standalones in any order. Each book features a guaranteed happily ever after, delightfully weird familial antics, and tons of nerdy pop culture references. There's also cussing. Lots of it. Don't say I didn't warn you... Contemporary romance, rom com, romantic comedy, silly rom com, zany rom com, wacky rom com, wedding romance, roadtrip romance, funny contemporary romance, snarky, adult romance, quirky heroine, smart heroine, sexy romance, spicy romance, steamy romance, popular romance, romance books, romance ebooks, romance novels, best selling romance books, must read contemporary romance novels, as seen on tiktok, booktok, fun steamy romance, sweet but spicy, heartwarming romance, beach reads, women’s fiction, romantic women’s fiction, runaway bride, nerdy hero, nerdy heroine, witty banter, fake dating, fake relationship, fake boyfriend, fake dating trope

Download or read book Neighbors With Benefits written by Isabel Jordan and published by Isabel Jordan. This book was released on 2022-04-29 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The enemy of the HOA is her friend…and maybe much, much more… Ridley Lennox is not having a good day. Her high school nemesis becoming president of the Homeowner’s Association and trying to ruin her life is bad enough. But when Satan himself moves in next door, everything really starts circling the drain. Finn Doyle is a menace. The fact that he’s the most gratuitously sexy, extroverted jerk she’s ever laid eyes on is irrelevant. His unneighborly actions make him her sworn enemy. Which makes it super weird when he joins her war against the HOA. That’s when everything gets…wacky. Because somewhere along the line, Ridley, born introvert and known advocate of commitment avoidance, becomes friends with Finn. And, to her complete disbelief, he seems to want out of the friendzone and into an infinitely more…hands-on relationship. The wild part? She’s starting to think about it, too. Neighbors with benefits is a thing, right? Maybe. But only if neither of them does anything stupid…like falling in love. Neighbors With Benefits (a contemporary romantic comedy) is book 1 in the Love in the Burbs series. It's a light, hilarious, comfort read featuring small town/suburbs hijinks, an extra quirky heroine, meddling septuagenarians, copious pop culture references, casual cussing, and tons of witty, snarky banter. Like, TONS. Told in the 3rd person with dual points of view, it has a guaranteed happily ever after. Download today, and happy reading! Contemporary romance, enemies to friends to lovers, best friends to lovers, friends to lovers trope, light hilarious romance, small town romance, rom com, romantic comedy, silly rom com, zany rom com, wacky rom com, funny contemporary romance, snarky, adult romance, quirky heroine, smart heroine, sexy romance, spicy romance, steamy romance, popular romance, romance books, romance ebooks, romance novels, best selling romance books, must read contemporary romance novels, as seen on tiktok, booktok, fun steamy romance, sweet but spicy, heartwarming romance, beach reads, women’s fiction, romantic women’s fiction, nerdy heroine, witty banter

Download or read book Semi-Obsessed written by Isabel Jordan and published by Isabel Jordan. This book was released on 2022-02-27 with total page 159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marina Petrocelli's life is about as mundane as it gets for the sister of an infamous psychic/paranormal PI. Which is why she's pretty shocked when a couple of vampires try to kidnap her on her way home from work. And don't even get her started on the sexy-as-all-hell Irish dhampyre who gallantly (if somewhat drunkenly) rushes to her rescue out of nowhere, kisses the ever-lovin' crap out of her, then disappears without a trace. It's all too weird to comprehend! Quinn Connell's life is anything but mundane. As an ex-convict with a shady past and an even shadier employment history, all he has to do is obey the terms of his parole, which are exceedingly simple: get a job, and stay out of trouble. Unfortunately, getting involved with Marina is the very definition of trouble for someone like him. And, as it turns out, her sister is the only employer in town willing to hire him. Quinn's head tells him Marina's officially off limits. Too bad his heart--and body, which can't seem to stop touching her--didn't get the memo. But when Quinn and Marina find themselves in the middle of a brutal life-or-death situation, Quinn knows keeping his distance and staying out of trouble is no longer an option. He'll do anything to keep Marina safe, even if it means relying on a few of his quirky (and sometimes scary) new coworkers and utilizing the very same dubious skills that landed him in prison in the first place. Nab the bad guys, stay out of prison, and (hopefully) get the girl. Easy, right? Yeah, not so much. Semi-Obsessed is book 6 in the Harper Hall Investigations series. You can read it as a stand-alone, but it works best if you've read the other books in the series, starting with Semi-Charmed. It also works best if you like kick-ass heroines and the sometimes befuddled alpha heroes who love them. You also might want to skip this one if you don't have a healthy appreciation for cussing and pop culture references. But for everyone else, enjoy! supernatural romance, paranormal romance, human heroine paranormal romance, light hilarious romance, adult paranormal romance, paranormal romance series, paranormal romance books for adults, bodyguard romance, Irish hero romance, grumpy protective hero paranormal romance, strong heroine romance, snarky romance, paranormal romance comedy humor, slow burn romance, vampire hunter romance, vampire slayer romance, psychic romance, female detective romance, urban fantasy romance, urban fantasy romance strong female, romantic comedy

Download or read book Semi-Twisted written by Isabel Jordan and published by Isabel Jordan. This book was released on 2022-02-25 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dying really has a way of making a girl rethink her life choices. Mischa Bartone was a runner. Running from anything that made her feel too much was kind of her thing. But not even an expert runner like Mischa could escape death. And when the only man who’d ever made her consider not running brought her back as a vampire…well, let’s just say she didn’t exactly handle it gracefully. Giving the love of his life immortality didn’t go exactly as Hunter had hoped. As if having her push him away wasn’t punishment enough, he also ended up in prison for turning her without her written consent. And after months on the inside with no contact, he could only assume she was well and truly over him. So what if the memory of her consumed his every waking thought? That was his problem; he’d deal with it. Time to stop chasing Mischa Bartone once and for all. But when Mischa and Hunter are thrown together on a case for a very pregnant Harper Hall, sparks fly—and it doesn’t take Mischa long to realize that letting Hunter go had been a huge mistake, the biggest of her life (er, undeath?). Time to stop running and fight for what—and who—she wants. So, all she has to do is go undercover in the Miss Eternity vampire beauty pageant, find a couple of missing former contestants, stop a sicko stalker with a penchant for floral metaphors, complete her court-mandated vampire therapy sessions, and win back the man (er, vampire) she loves. In heels. And a skeezy pageant swimsuit. Easy, right? Yeah, not so much. Semi-Twisted works best if read as part of the Harper Hall Investigations series (Book 1: Semi-Charmed; Book 2: Semi-Human). This book is intended for mature audiences. This book is not intended for anyone who doesn’t enjoy smart, potty-mouthed heroines and over protective, brooding heroes, and who doesn’t appreciate a plethora of nerdy pop culture references. For the rest of you: happy reading! vampire second chance romance, paranormal second chance romance, vampire romance, vampire romance for adults, supernatural romance, paranormal romance, heroine with powers romance, light hilarious romance, adult paranormal romance, paranormal romance series, paranormal romance books for adults, grumpy protective hero paranormal romance, strong heroine romance, snarky romance, paranormal romance comedy humor, slow burn romance, vampire hunter romance, vampire slayer romance, psychic romance, female detective romance, urban fantasy romance, urban fantasy romance strong female, romantic comedy