The Funniest Quotes Book

Download or read book The Funniest Quotes Book written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-06 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.

Download or read book The Funniest Quotations to Brighten Every Day written by Bruce Miller and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Thoughtful quotes. Sometimes funny, sometimes insightful, sometimes spot on." FIve Stars Amazon Verified Purchase "I bought this for my uncle whilst he is under lockdown. He loved it!" Five Stars Amazon Verified Purchase A joyous gift for anyone and if you like amusing and entertaining quotations, you'll love this book! A great book for laughs and inspiration. It's the perfect gift for family, friends, co-workers, clients, or anyone from #1 bestselling authors, Team Golfwell and Bruce Miller J.D., who bring you a timeless collection of some of the funniest and inspiring thoughts to brighten each day. You can pick up this book anytime for your own amusement and enjoyment or for an intriguing or funny quote each day, or assist your presentation, or speech, or make a family member or a friend happy, motivated, and inspired with the right words. This book is also an excellent source of intriguing and hilarious quotations for salespersons, businesspersons, sales managers, writers and speechwriters, students or anyone wanting to focus and deeply relate to people by striking the right chord at the right time. All quotes are arranged alphabetically and makes a great reference book when you need inspiration. A great gift for anyone when they simply need basic and good advice or motivation! They will love you for the laughs and inspiration it brings to them and to share with others. This book will keep you motivated, recharged and ready to deal with the world with new clarity, energy and focus each day! A very useful and joyous gift! See inside! Tags: Book of Quotations, best book of quotations, quote of the day, thoughts for the day, funny quotations, Quotations, funny sayings, wise quotations, intriguing quotations. Funny quotations, famous quotations, motivational quotations, daily quotations, humorous quotes, entertaining quotes, amusing quotes, timeless quotes, quotation book, intelligent quotes, wisdom-quotes, quotes, quotation book, intelligent quotes, wisdom-quotes

Download or read book The Little Book of Humorous Quotes written by Malcolm Kushner and published by Little Quote Books. This book was released on 2011 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Award Winner in the Humor category of The USA "Best Books 2011" Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. Funny, facetious, droll, amusing, jocular, whimsical, silly, witty, hilarious, hysterical, and thought-provoking, The Little Book of Humorous Quotes is the perfect mental supplement in today's stressed-out world. Is your mind on information overload? Give yourself a break-and a laugh. This humorous collection is organized to provide laughter every day, year in and year out, to yourself and anyone you speak to. Quote it. Note It. Promote it. Or devote it. The book shares 365 exceptionally entertaining quotes from more than 100 authors- everyone from classic humorists such as Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw to modern wits like Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck and Phyllis Diller. These quotes put the "fun" in funny. If you believe that laughter is the best medicine, just take one book and call me in the morning.

Download or read book The Big Book of Quotes written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-10-19 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Big Book of Quotes is a collection of over 3,500 quotations from some of the greatest minds that ever existed. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to jump start their brains with thought provoking or amusing quotations. The essence of the best quotes are that they express a truth or an insight in a short and often amusing way. Thoughts expressed succinctly have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, they can get a message across and they can provide insight. I hope this book will prove useful, amusing and the quotes will resonate with you.

Download or read book Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings written by Bob Phillips and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 1993 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.

Download or read book Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions written by Dick Enberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2000-10 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pearls of wisdom and downright funny lines are bountiful in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions. Public speaking tops the list of things people fear most--above fear of snakes, falling, or even death. But Dick Enberg has the antidote. With 28 general subjects to choose from, you're bound to find just the right line to loosen your tongue and break the ice on any occasion. As baby boomers increasingly are faced with occasion for public speaking--graduations, weddings, retirement parties, anniversaries of all sorts--Dick Enberg's book will no doubt become the book of choice. Laced with humorous personal anecdotes about Enberg's own public speaking experiences throughout the years, the book is both an entertaining read and a resource of humorous material for specific occasions. It also includes technical tips on how to quickly and efficiently put together a successful humorous talk. Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions will pave the way toward making the speaker and his or her audience perfectly at ease and ready for a good time.

Download or read book The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes written by Jim Kraus and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 365-day humor collection: each day includes a joke, a wacky church bulletin blooper, and a humorous quote.