The Cringe

Download or read book The Cringe written by Leanza A. Sojor and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-29 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's the year 2810, and a virus called The Cringe is plaguing the Earth. Two siblings, Rivela and Gideous Gray, suspect a conspiracy is going on, and believe that this virus is not a regular one, but is manmade. They set out on a quest to release the antidote for the virus, and are met with several challenges. Can two kids save the world from an abhorrent, deadly virus? Find out for yourself and read this action-packed story written by an eleven-year-old gifted writer.

Download or read book Cringeworthy written by Melissa Dahl and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Examines the ways that embracing socially awkward situations, even when they lead to embarrassment and self-conciousness, also provide the opportunity to test oneself and to recognize how people are connected to each other.

Download or read book The Book of Cringe - A Collection of Reasonably Clean But Silly Schoolboy Jokes written by Julian Walker and published by . This book was released on 2015-08-07 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Around 2,000 jokes, puns and poems of cringe-worthy silliness - and one piece of advice: If at first you don't succeed ... forget skydiving. Dad jokes at their very worst - dive in, cringe and, above all, be amused. But if you have wondered about these questions: What would happen if there were no hypothetical situations? Why didn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do fridges have a light but freezers don't? Do you get repossessed if you don't pay an exorcist? Then this book isn't for you as it doesn't have any answers."

Download or read book Chuckle and Cringe written by David Lewman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-11-27 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SpongeBob and his fellow residents of Bikini Bottom retell embarrassing moments.

Download or read book Awkward.: What to Do When Life Makes You Cringe?A Survival Guide written by Sam Scholfield and published by The Experiment, LLC. This book was released on 2011-08-09 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No One Is Safe from Awkward! Ending a first date that falls flat. Drunk-texting your boss. Walking in when your roommate is getting it on. Running into the person you just dumped . . . in the grocery store, an hour after it went down. Awkward bombs can drop anytime, anywhere, and with anyone—people you don’t know, people you see occasionally, and people you see every day. They can sneak up on you and explode in the most unexpected of places, so they’re basically impossible to avoid. The vast majority of us don’t have the wherewithal to gracefully handle the truly and totally awkward as it unfolds. We only realize what we should have said after the fact—when the damage has already been done and we’re a hot mess of embarrassment, red ears, and nervous sweat stains. But author Sam Scholfield has survived more than two decades of embarrassing encounters—and now, in an act of extreme generosity, has set down a wealth of witty comebacks, surefire distraction techniques, and suave evasion strategies so that future generations may take heed and dodge the Awkward Monster before it strikes! So how do you avoid the epic cluster of drama that can result when awkward situations are handled badly? You read this book.

Download or read book Trigger Warning written by William W. Johnstone and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 2018-08-28 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the USA Today–bestselling authors of Stand Your Ground comes the explosive story of a liberal college under siege—and freedom under fire. Former Army Ranger Jake Rivers is not your typical Kelton College student. He is not spoiled, coddled, or ultra-lib like his classmates who sneer at the “soldier boy.” But regardless of his differences with the rest of the student body, he needs an education. And when terror strikes, the school needs Jake. Without warning, the sounds of gunfire plunge the campus into a battle zone. A violent gang of marauders invade the main hall, taking students hostage for ransom. As a veteran and patriot, Jake won’t give in to their demands. But to fight back, he needs to enlist his fellow classmates and school them in the not-so-liberal art of war. This time, the aggression isn’t “micro.” It’s life or death. And only the strong survive.

Download or read book The Cringe Chronicles written by Kristin Tougias and published by . This book was released on 2014-04-24 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Told from two different perspectives, "The Cringe Chronicles" is a unique father-daughter memoir following Kristin Tougias on her teenage tribulations and strange family vacations. Kristin's father, author and travel writer Michael J. Tougias, is a bit eccentric and a true nonconformist who inadvertently adds to Kristin's woes. At the end of each chapter chronicling their misadventures, Kristin's father Michael gives his personal and humorous point of view, often quite different than his daughter's. All teenagers are at times embarrassed by the actions of their parents, but because of Kristin's father's odd lifestyle, she is in a league of her own when it comes to cringe-worthy moments. Join Kristin and Michael on this very unique father-daughter journey