Teachers Jokes Quotes And Anecdotes

Download or read book Teachers written by Andrews McMeel Publishing and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2014-05-13 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspirational and just plain fun, the words of celebrities, scholars, and comedians, coupled with the insight of students young and old, reveal teaching to be among the noblest of professions. Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes is a reminder of the importance of teachers - and the tough job they have in training young minds . . . while keeping their wits about them.

Download or read book Teachers: Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes written by Daily Staff and published by . This book was released on 1999-08-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Love, Teach written by Kelly Treleaven and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-07-14 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hopeful, hilarious musings and serious advice for new teachers from the formerly anonymous blogger behind Love, Teach. Every teacher will tell you the first years are the hardest, and even the most confident of the pack sometimes ask themselves, Am I cut out for this? Kelly Treleaven, the teacher and once-anonymous blogger behind Love, Teach, wants you to know that you're not alone, and that yes, she has cried under her desk, too. Treleaven's blog has become a sensation in the education world, known for its heartfelt, high-spirited dispatches straight from the trenches and its practical advice. In Treleaven's debut book, she gives rookie teachers the advice she wishes she'd had when she started out in a large district in Houston. From logistical questions like how to prep and organize a classroom, to deeper issues like how to build relationships with students, navigate administration, and avoid burnout, Love, Teach is an essential book for anyone working in education today or considering the profession. With raw feeling, humor, and a razor-sharp perspective, Love, Teach supports teachers in their fight for a better future, and helps them celebrate the victories, large and small.

Download or read book Go See the Principal written by Gerry Brooks and published by Da Capo Lifelong Books. This book was released on 2019-04-30 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From an elementary school principal and popular YouTube personality, inspiration and humor for educators to tackle the challenges they face day-in and day-out Gerry Brooks is an elementary school principal turned YouTube celebrity who entertains K-12 teachers, administrators, and parents across the country. He tells jokes with the kind of mocking humor that gets a laugh, yet can be safely shared in school. After all, even great schools have bad days -- when lesson plans fall through, disgruntled parents complain, kids throw temper tantrums because they have to use the same spoon for their applesauce and mashed potatoes, and of course, dealing with...The Horror! The Horror!...dreaded assessments. Ranging from practical topics like social media use in the classroom and parent-teacher conferences to more lighthearted sections such as "Pickup and Dropoff: An Exercise in Humanity" and "School Supplies: Yes, We Really Need All That Stuff," Go See the Principal offers comic relief, inspiration, and advice to those who need it the most.

Download or read book Teachers written by Todd Harris Goldman and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2001-03-08 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teachers are some of the most beloved people in the world. That's only one of the reasons why it's so easy to make fun of them. The witty, amusing, and heartwarming tidbits collected here will charm educators and their fans alike. For instance, when asked to give definitions of clouds, a classroom of elementary students provided such definitions as "Rain is saved up in cloud banks," "Clouds are high-flying fogs," and "I'm not sure how clouds get formed, but the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing."This book is a natural gift for our children's favorite teachers.

Download or read book A Challenging Book to Practice Teaching in English written by Sutanto Leo and published by Penerbit Andi. This book was released on with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are more and more non-English teachers who teach in non-English speaking countries. Since they do not have English background, they have no courage to speak, find difficulties to express their ideas, and are not confident of speaking. A challenging Book to Practice Teaching in English is a course book designed not only for non-English teachers who have no English background and strive to teach in English but also for English teachers who want to help their colleagues to practice using English in teaching and students of teacher colleges who intend to teach in English. This book has been deeply though to focus on: starting to use English, striving better pronunciation, being aware of common mistake, exploring theory of teaching, planning a lesson, garnishing a teaching presentation, given project assignments, attempting to manage a better class, evaluating a teaching performance, and developing a teaching profession. A Challenging Book to Practice Teaching in English is a course book designed by an academician. His academic experience has been poured into this very practical book. In addition, these materials have been tried out by some groups of non-English high School teachers and other groups of non- English lecturers at STP Bandung.

Download or read book The Writer's Quotationary: Jokes, Quotes, & Anecdotes about Writing for Creatives written by M.Santosh Kumar and published by Book Bytes Publishing. This book was released on with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Writer's Quotationary: Your Creative Companion! Are you a wordsmith extraordinaire, a master of storytelling, or an aspiring author seeking inspiration? Look no further, for "The Writer's Quotationary: Jokes, Quotes, & Anecdotes about Writing for Creatives" is the captivating companion you need to fuel your literary journey! Unleash Your Creativity: Step into a world brimming with literary gems carefully curated to ignite your creative spark! Immerse yourself in the wit and wisdom of renowned authors and writing virtuosos. From timeless quotes that stir your soul to amusing anecdotes that leave you chuckling, this book is a treasure trove that celebrates the art of writing. Unprecedented Inspiration: Let the words on these pages be the elixir that rejuvenates your writing spirit. Feel the motivation pulsating through your veins as you discover how literary legends overcame obstacles and found success. Unearth the secrets of their creative process, and embrace newfound inspiration with every turn of the page. Your Muse Awaits: Embark on a journey that transcends time and space, where the voices of writers past and present join forces to fuel your imagination. Lose yourself in the vivid tapestry of stories, jokes, and wisdom that this book weaves, giving wings to your thoughts and transforming them into literary masterpieces. Boost Your Confidence: As you soak in the wisdom of those who walked this path before you, witness a transformation within yourself. Embrace the confidence that comes from knowing you are part of a lineage of extraordinary storytellers. Embrace the feeling of being understood, of finding solace in the art you hold dear. Grab Your Pen and Unleash Your Brilliance! Allow "The Writer's Quotationary" to be your muse, guiding you through the ebbs and flows of creativity. Embrace the power of words, and let your unique voice echo through the ages. Whether you're an aspiring author, a seasoned writer, or simply someone who cherishes the beauty of language, this book is a testament to the wonders of storytelling. Unveil the magic that lies within these pages. Embrace the inspiration, laughter, and wisdom that await you. Your journey as a wordsmith is about to reach new heights - one unforgettable quotation at a time!