Take My Wife Please

Download or read book Take My Wife, Please written by Roque Rosales and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2022-08-01 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Felix is recently divorced from April and currently lives in an efficiency apartment. He is Oscar’s long-time, best friend. Oscar is a womanizer and is married to Diane. His business is finally taking off, so he starts an affair with a young, tantalizing girlfriend, named Cyndi. Cyndi, is a naive young lady, in her first year of college. She lives in an all-girls dorm. Who thinks Oscar, is separated? Oscar’s life is going great, but for one thing? His marriage, to his faithful wife, Diane. He wants to get rid of her, but how? He comes up with a crazy idea, to solve all his problems. He only needs to persuade Felix, to seduce his wife, and film it on video, as grounds for divorce. The question is... Will Felix, do it? Or rather, do her?

Download or read book Take My Wife, Please! written by Henny Youngman and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 1998 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is said of the late Henny Youngman that he could make the Sphinx crack a smile. For seventy years he tossed off one-liners that astonished and provoked and sent waves of laughter through his audiences all over the country. Here, in Take My Wife, Please!, Henny's enduring vaudeville, radio, and television routines are collected in one volume from his three previous books: How Do You Like Me So Far?, 400 Traveling Salesmen Jokes, and Bar Jokes, Bar Tricks and Bar Gags. Henny Youngman was called "the King of the One-Liners" for good reason. This collection shows why.

Download or read book Take My Life, Please! written by Henny Youngman and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Take My Wife ... Please! written by Henny Youngman and published by Berkley Publishing Group. This book was released on 1981-01-01 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Take My Spouse, Please written by Dani Klein Modisett and published by Shambhala Publications. This book was released on 2015-07-07 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This humorous take on marriage shows you how the true keys to marital bliss and success are—surprisingly—the same as the cardinal rules of comedy. In love, as in comedy, timing is everything. One bad night doesn’t mean it’s time to quit. Have patience: great marriages, like a successful comedy career, take time. Turns out the cardinal rules of comedy have an uncanny resemblance to the “rules” of building a strong marriage. With humor and grace, Dani Klein Modisett shares a map for navigating your marriage through rough patches, bad jokes, and even nights when you bomb. Take My Spouse, Please shows how thirteen tried-and-true rules of comedy, when applied to marriage, keep you and your spouse connected, enjoying each other, and getting through tough times. Along with anecdotes from well-known comedians, comedy writers, marriage counselors, and long-term spouses, Dani delivers the core premise: humor matters.

Download or read book Take My Wife written by Hugh Payne and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2011-05-20 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The comical compiler of Yo' Mama Is So . . . brings us yet another irresistibly hilarious collection of jokes, quotes, and wisecracks, this time on the funniest subject of all: marriage. When it comes to marriage, you might as well laugh. This little crowd-pleaser is chock full of more than 500 of the funniest jokes on the subject, along with the sassiest, most quotable comments ever uttered by comedians, writers, and other smart alecks. Divided into such topics as the wedding ("I Do"), newlyweds ("I Did"), and kids ("Married with Children"), and wittily illustrated by Martha Gradisher, Take My Wife . . . makes the perfect shower gift or anniversary offering? For not much more than the cost of a card. "My wife and I were happy for 20 years? then we met." -- Rodney Dangerfield "You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted." -- Henny Youngman "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." -- Rita Rudner

Download or read book CEO's Wife, Please Wait written by Hei Muer and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-03-20 with total page 603 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She was a Gold rank Killer and spent her days roaming the world of quests. He was a person that the both of them feared, a person who hated women. They were originally two unrelated people, but because of a single quest, they became entangled together. She wanted to escape, but he wanted to keep her by his side. After several life and death trials and several suicidal attempts, Lu Ran had finally fallen into the love of the Eagle Trials. When the two of them were unable to part, her fiancee suddenly came back with a blood feud. Where should she go?