Some Learned Fables For Good Old Boys And Girls

Download or read book Some Learned Fables for Good Old Boys and Girls written by Mark Twain and published by Library of Alexandria. This book was released on 2020-09-28 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How the Animals of the Wood Sent Out a Scientific Expedition Once the creatures of the forest held a great convention and appointed a commission consisting of the most illustrious scientists among them to go forth, clear beyond the forest and out into the unknown and unexplored world, to verify the truth of the matters already taught in their schools and colleges and also to make discoveries. It was the most imposing enterprise of the kind the nation had ever embarked in. True, the government had once sent Dr. Bull Frog, with a picked crew, to hunt for a northwesterly passage through the swamp to the right−hand corner of the wood, and had since sent out many expeditions to hunt for Dr. Bull Frog; but they never could find him, and so government finally gave him up and ennobled his mother to show its gratitude for the services her son had rendered to science. And once government sent Sir Grass Hopper to hunt for the sources of the rill that emptied into the swamp; and afterward sent out many expeditions to hunt for Sir Grass, and at last they were successful−−they found his body, but if he had discovered the sources meanwhile, he did not let on. So government acted handsomely by deceased, and many envied his funeral. But these expeditions were trifles compared with the present one; for this one comprised among its servants the very greatest among the learned; and besides it was to go to the utterly unvisited regions believed to lie beyond the mighty forest−−as we have remarked before. How the members were banqueted, and glorified, and talked about! Everywhere that one of them showed himself, straightway there was a crowd to gape and stare at him. Finally they set off, and it was a sight to see the long procession of dry−land Tortoises heavily laden with savants, scientific instruments, Glow−Worms and Fire−Flies for signal service, provisions, Ants and Tumble−Bugs to fetch and carry and delve, Spiders to carry the surveying chain and do other engineering duty, and so forth and so on; and after the Tortoises came another long train of ironclads−−stately and spacious Mud Turtles for marine transportation service; and from every Tortoise and every Turtle flaunted a flaming gladiolus or other splendid banner; at the head of the column a great band of Bumble−Bees, Mosquitoes, Katy−Dids, and Crickets discoursed martial music; and the entire train was under the escort and protection of twelve picked regiments of the Army Worm.

Download or read book Mark Twain's Comedy Classics: 190+ Stories & Sketches (Illustrated Edition) written by Mark Twain and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2024-01-17 with total page 2942 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 'Mark Twain's Comedy Classics: 190+ Stories & Sketches (Illustrated Edition)', readers are treated to a collection of humorous tales and witty sketches that showcase Mark Twain's comedic genius. Twain's signature satirical style is on full display as he expertly critiques the social norms and conventions of his time with sharp wit and clever wordplay. Each story and sketch is a masterclass in comedic writing, making this book a must-read for fans of humor and satire. The illustrations included in this edition add an extra layer of enjoyment to Twain's timeless humor, bringing his characters and settings to vivid life. Mark Twain's work continues to resonate with readers today, proving the enduring relevance of his comedic voice. It's a delightful read that will leave you chuckling and contemplating long after you've finished.

Download or read book The Complete Short Stories of Mark Twain - 190+ Humorous Tales & Sketches in One Edition (Illustrated) written by Mark Twain and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2017-11-15 with total page 2932 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This carefully edited collection has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Contents: The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County, and Other Sketches The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County Aurelia's Unfortunate Young Man A Complaint about Correspondents, Dated in San Francisco Answers to Correspondents Among the Fenians The Story of the Bad Little Boy Who Didn't Come to Grief Curing a Cold An Inquiry about Insurances Literature in the Dry Diggings 'After' Jenkins Lucretia Smith's Soldier The Killing of Julius Caesar 'Localized' An Item which the Editor Himself could not Understand Among the Spirits Brief Biographical Sketch of George Washington A Touching Story of George Washington's Boyhood A Page from a Californian Almanac Information for the Million The Launch of the Steamer Capital Origin of Illustrious Men Advice for Good Little Girls Concerning Chambermaids Remarkable Instances of Presence of Mind Honored as a Curiosity in Honolulu The Steed 'Oahu' A Strange Dream Short and Singular Rations Mark Twain's Burlesque Autobiography and First Romance Burlesque Autobiography Awful, Terrible Medieval Romance Merry Tales The Private History of a Campaign That Failed The Invalid's Story Luck The Captain's Story A Curious Experience Mrs. Mc Williams and the Lightning Meisterschaft The £1,000,000 Bank Note and Other New Stories The Million Pound Bank Note Mental Telegraphy The Enemy Conquered About all Kinds of Ships Playing Courier The German Chicago A Petition to the Queen of England A Majestic Literary Fossil Sketches New and Old The $30,000 Bequest and Other Stories The Curious Republic of Gondour and Other Whimsical Sketches Alonzo Fitz, and Other Stories Mark Twain's Library of Humor Other Stories Biography Samuel Langhorne Clemens (1835-1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.

Download or read book Sketches, New and Old written by Mark Twain and published by Jazzybee Verlag. This book was released on 1903 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The long-delayed book of Sketches, contracted for five years before its release, was issued in 1875. "The Jumping Frog" is included in the volume, also the French translation which Madame Blanc (Th. Bentzon) had made for the Revue des deux mondes, with Mark Twain's retranslation back into English, a most astonishing performance in its literal rendition of the French idiom. He included a number of sketches originally published with the Frog, also a selection from the " Memoranda" and Buffalo Express contributions,” and he put in the story of Auntie Cord, with some matter which had never hitherto appeared. Among the new matter in the book were "Some Fables for Good Old Boys and Girls," in which certain wood creatures arc supposed to make a scientific excursion into a place at some time occupied by men. It is the most pretentious feature of the book, and in its way about as good as any.

Download or read book Sketches Old and New (Fully Illustrated) written by Mark Twain and published by LCI. This book was released on with total page 533 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: -With 120 original Illustrations. -Table of contents to every chapters in the book. -Complete and formatted to improve your reading experience Sketches New and Old is a group of fictional stories by Mark Twain. It was published in CONTENTS 1875. It includes the short story "A Ghost Story", among others. SKETCHES NEW AND OLD PREFACE. MY WATCH-AN INSTRUCTIVE LITTLE TALE [Written about 1870.] POLITICAL ECONOMY THE JUMPING FROG [written about 1865] JOURNALISM IN TENNESSEE [written about 1871] STORY OF THE BAD LITTLE BOY [written about 1865] STORY OF THE GOOD LITTLE BOY [Written about 1865] TWO POEMS BY TWAIN AND MOORE [written about 1865] A VISIT TO NIAGARA [written about 1871] ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS [written about 1865] TO RAISE POULTRY Written about 1870.] THE EXPERIENCES OF THE McWILLIAMSES WITH MEMBRANOUS CROUP MY FIRST LITERARY VENTURE [written about 1865] HOW THE AUTHOR WAS SOLD IN NEWARK [written about 1869] THE OFFICE BORE [written about 1869] JOHNNY GREER THE FACTS IN THE CASE OF THE GREAT BEEF CONTRACT [written about 1867] THE CASE OF GEORGE FISHER, DECEASED DISGRACEFUL PERSECUTION OF A BOY THE JUDGE’S “SPIRITED WOMAN” INFORMATION WANTED SOME LEARNED FABLES, FOR GOOD OLD BOYS AND GIRLS SOME LEARNED FABLES FOR GOOD OLD BOYS AND GIRLS SOME LEARNED FABLES FOR GOOD OLD BOYS AND GIRLS THE FACTS CONCERNING THE LATE SENATORIAL SECRETARYSHIP [written about 1867] A FASHION ITEM [written about 1867] RILEY-NEWSPAPER CORRESPONDENT A FINE OLD MAN SCIENCE V.S. LUCK [written about 1867] THE KILLING OF JULIUS CæSAR “LOCALIZED » [Written about 1865.] THE WIDOW’S PROTEST AN ITEM WHICH THE EDITOR HIMSELF COULD NOT UNDERSTAND [written about 1865] A MEDIÆVAL ROMANCE [written about 1868] PETITION CONCERNING COPYRIGHT AFTER-DINNER SPEECH LIONIZING MURDERERS A NEW CRIME A CURIOUS DREAM [Written about 1870.] A TRUE STORY WORD FOR WORD AS I HEARD IT-[Written about 1875] PERSONNAL HABITS OF THE SIAMESE TWINS [Written about 1868.] SPEECH AT THE SCOTTISH BANQUET AT LONDON [Written about 1872.] A GHOST STORY LEGEND OF THE CAPITOLINE VENUS SPEECH ON ACCIDENT INSURANCE JOHN CHINAMAN IN NEW YORK HOW I ONCE EDITED AN AGRICULTURAL PAPER [Written about 1870.] THE PETRIFIED MAN MY BLOODY MASSACRE THE UNDERTAKER’S CHAT CONCERNING CHAMBERMAIDS AURELIA’S UNFORTUNATE YOUNG MAN [Written about 1865.] “AFTER” JENKINS ABOUT BARBERS “PARTY CRIES” IN IRELAND THE FACTS CONCERNING THE RECENT RESIGNATION [Written about 1867] HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF HONORED AS A CURIOSITY THE LATE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN [written about 1870] THE « BLIND LETTER » DEPARTMENT, LONDON P. O. FIRST INTERVIEW WITH ARTEMUS WARD [Written about 1870.] CANNIBALISM IN THE CARS [Written about 1867.] THE SCRIPTURAL PANORAMIST [Written about 1866.] CURING A COLD [Written about 1864] A CURIOUS PLEASURE EXCURSION RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR [Written about 1870.] A MYSTERIOUS VISIT

Download or read book The Writings of Mark Twain written by Mark Twain and published by . This book was released on 1917 with total page 446 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Writings of Mark Twain: Sketches new and old written by Mark Twain and published by . This book was released on 1917 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: