Now Everybody Really Hates Me

Download or read book Now Everybody Really Hates Me written by Jane Read Martin and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 1993-10-20 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Banished to her room for hitting her brother, Patty Jane plots the rest of her life—which might just involve never leaving her room again. ‘The deadpan humor of the authors is perfectly suited to Roz Chast’s wonderfully waggish illustrations. Not only do her pictures faithfully mirror the antics of the story, they also expand on the jokes, adding hilarious details and prankish asides.’ —NYT. ‘[A] standout.…Chast gets the tone just right: childlike but heartfelt.’—SLJ. Children's Choices for 1994 (IRA/CBC)

Download or read book Now I Will Never Leave the Dinner Table written by Jane Read Martin and published by HarperTrophy. This book was released on 1999-05-20 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Last time, Patty Jane Pepper had threatened to stay in her room forever. This time, she's trapped at the dinner table with her baby-sitting sister in a battle over bites of spinach. Full color.

Download or read book Everybody Down Here Hates Me written by Pat Barrett and published by Fleur Pr. This book was released on 1990 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Pat Barrett, professional wrestler, reveals the real world of pro wrestling both in & out of the ring...a gem of a book--involving, insightful & altogether fun to read." Pat Rose, supervisor, Gulf Breeze Library. "...an extremely independent, opinionated, colorful individual & he captures the genre, the very essence of professional wrestling in his book..." Cowboy Bill Watts, Pres & CEO, MID-SOUTH SPORTS, Inc. The traumas & dramas inside the incredible world of professional wrestling! This is a behind-the-scenes, autobiographical look at the pro wrestling business, & the characters which make it up. But it's much more than just about life on the mats. It's a roller coaster ride of human emotions. There's humor. There's pathos. Through the pages catch the magic of the matches, as well as life backstage with the groupies, fans, promoters, families & life on the road from the unbelievable world of pro wrestling. To order this captivating hardcover 266 page edition: send $16.95 plus $2 postage/handling (Visa, MC & AmEx accepted) payments to FLEUR PRESS, P.O. Box 6073, Gulf Breeze, FL 32561 or call toll free (800) 733-0478. *Each edition personally inscribed by author! Not recommended for children. Contains adult subject matter.

Download or read book Now Everybody Really Hates Me written by Jane Read Martin and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1996-02-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Patty Jane Pepper has been sent to her room for punching her brother Theodore. In fact, she only touched him hard. She didn't call him dumbbell either, she called him a dumb head. So Patty Jane develops an elaborate plan--a plan she's sure will show them all! Full color.

Download or read book Sometimes I Lie written by Alice Feeney and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ALICE FEENEYS NEW YORK TIMES AND INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER “Boldly plotted, tightly knotted—a provocative true-or-false thriller that deepens and darkens to its ink-black finale. Marvelous.” —AJ Finn, author of The Woman in the Window My name is Amber Reynolds. There are three things you should know about me: 1. I’m in a coma. 2. My husband doesn’t love me anymore. 3. Sometimes I lie. Amber wakes up in a hospital. She can’t move. She can’t speak. She can’t open her eyes. She can hear everyone around her, but they have no idea. Amber doesn’t remember what happened, but she has a suspicion her husband had something to do with it. Alternating between her paralyzed present, the week before her accident, and a series of childhood diaries from twenty years ago, this brilliant psychological thriller asks: Is something really a lie if you believe it's the truth?

Download or read book You Can Only Yell at Me for One Thing at a Time written by Patricia Marx and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect Valentine’s Day or anniversary gift: An illustrated collection of love and relationship advice from New Yorker writer Patricia Marx, with illustrations from New Yorker cartoonist Roz Chast. Everyone’s heard the old advice for a healthy relationship: Never go to bed angry. Play hard to get. Sexual favors in exchange for cleaning up the cat vomit is a good and fair trade. Okay, not that last one. It’s one of the tips in You Can Only Yell at Me for One Thing at a Time: Rules for Couples by the authors of Why Don’t You Write My Eulogy Now So I Can Correct It: A Mother’s Suggestions. This guide will make you laugh, remind you why your relationship is better than everyone else’s, and solve all your problems. Nuggets of advice include: If you must breathe, don’t breathe so loudly. It is easier to stay inside and wait for the snow to melt than to fight about who should shovel. Queen-sized beds, king-sized blankets. Why not give this book to your significant or insignificant other, your anti-Valentine’s Day crusader pal, or anyone who can’t live with or without love?

Download or read book By the Side of the Road written by Marla Bernard and published by WildBlue Press. This book was released on 2022-09-27 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The true crime story of the kidnapping, rape, and murder of a Missouri teen and her family’s journey to justice. In the early hours of March 22, 1989, two friends—career criminals with violent felony convictions—drove around the eastern Kansas City area in a stolen car committing a series of crimes. The weather was mild for late March in Kansas City; the sky was clear, and there was the pale remnant of a Full Moon that bore the dubious name of Death Moon, the last full moon of winter. A little before 7 a.m., fifteen-year-old Ann Harrison walked to the end of her driveway on Kansas City’s east side to wait for the bus to take her to Raytown South High School. Ten minutes later, she disappeared but no one saw what happened. As if waiting for her return, her belongings were still stacked carefully by the side of the road. By the Side of the Road is the true crime story of the kidnapping, rape, and murder of Ann Harrison and the long journey forced upon her family who had to wait nearly three decades to see her killers brought to final justice.