Love Stinks

Download or read book Love Stinks written by Adams Media and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-12-18 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To hell with love! "Love is a hole in the heart." - Ben Hecht They say it's impossible to love and be wise. Love Stinks understands why you fell so hard in the first place--and has the words of wisdom you need to hear now that your heart's been crushed. Filled with more than 300 quotes from the world's greatest jilted and bitter lovers, this unfiltered look at love gone wrong puts all your thoughts on paper. From Virginia Woolf and Oscar Wilde to Woody Allen and Amy Sedaris, the revealing words in Love Stinks puts you in good company. You might laugh; you'll probably cry, but as Khaled Hosseini once said, it is "better to be hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie."

Download or read book Love Stinks written by Gin Sander and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2002-05 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bookstores are filled with volumes on love and romance. But where can the broken-hearted find solace? Who consoles the dumped and discarded? Where can those plotting revenge turn for help? Enter Love Stinks, the ideal book for the betrayed.Author Gin Sander has collected more than 200 jaded quotes on love's fleeting nature, the pointlessness of marriage, and the delights of a carefully plotted revenge. Consider: o Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -Groucho Marxo Your morals are like the roads through the Alps. They make these hairpin turns. -Erica Jongo Love is an exploding cigar we all willingly smoke. -Lynda BarryOrganized by topics, from envy to sex, the delightfully rotten quotes in Love Stinks provide solace for everyone who's felt the sting of love gone bad.

Download or read book Love Stinks! written by Diana Murray and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2022-12-13 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can a skunk find love? Kids will LOVE reading this sweet and funny Comic Reader—combining the trusted learning tools of Step into Reading with the kid favorite comic panels and word balloons—perfect for Valentine's Day and everyday! Frog love. Fly love. Where is my love? Everywhere he goes it seems like all the other animals have someone to love . . . except for Skunk. Even gnats and snails and bats and whales have partners by their sides. Will Skunk find love? Comic readers are told almost entirely in action-packed dialogue! Simple, graphic, paneled layouts introduce emergent readers to the joy of comics. Step 1 Readers feature big type and easy words for children who know the alphabet and are eager to begin reading. Rhyme and rhythmic text paired picture clues help children decode the story.

Download or read book Love Stinks! #15 written by Nancy Krulik and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-12-29 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s February and love is in the air! Everyone in the fourth grade is getting into the Valentine spirit. The kids are making cards, and are ordering personalized candy hearts from Cinnamon’s Candy Shop, the new candy store in the mall. But Katie has had enough—she is definitely not into all this mushy gushy stuff! So Katie makes a decision: there’ll be no Valentine’s Day for her this year. But then Katie turns into Cinnamon, the candy store owner. And the personalized hearts she makes up are...well...not exactly to order! By doing this, she practically ruins Valentine’s Day for everyone. Will Katie have a change of heart and save the day?

Download or read book Smelly Bill written by Daniel Postgate and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Smelly Bill is back, and he's as SMELLY as ever... but now he's in love! Can Bill win the affections of a perfectly preened pup without cleaning up his act or will Bill live to stink another day?!

Download or read book Sometimes Love Stinks written by C. A. King and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-06 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's in a name? Everything when it's laughable. Gastrella M. Balance was living a nightmare... daily. For several years, she'd been the butt of jokes about... her butt. Moving to Knollville was a chance to start fresh. Tanner had everything a guy could ask for in his senior year of high school. He had a football in one hand and a pretty girl hanging off the other arm. Being popular and the centre of attention came naturally to him. Taking tests, however, did not and he was desperate to keep that part of his life to himself. When a series of pranks go awry, they'll both be faced with confronting their personal anxieties. Together, they might have a chance to overcome the odds and survive the year. Sometimes Love Stinks is a romantic comedy that deals with issues that are both real and difficult. While the main characters in this story are from the mundane world, readers can expect to find the signature supernatural kiss C.A. King adds in all her books.

Download or read book Spring Stinks written by Ryan T. Higgins and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ruth the bunny is excited to share the smelly springtime smells of spring with Bruce! But what will Bruce think of all that stink? Little Bruce Book