Drunken Space Pirates

Download or read book Drunken Space Pirates! written by Phoenix Freebird A. and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-06-30 with total page 575 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Running from a mutinous crew, sucked through a wormhole like in a bad sci-fi movie and slowly running out of booze . . . and that’s just the beginning of this non-traditional story that starts off as a simple captain’s log book and evolves into something more like a really warped and twisted TV show in text. Follow the Captain and crew on a series of seemingly random adventures, where it’s obvious it’s not just the Captain who’s been drinking. At some point you may ask yourself, is all this just coincidence or is there something dark and annoying on the horizon? The Captain seems to have a drinking problem, the problem being he never has enough to drink and people from his past keep showing up and ruining his buzz / Akki a corrupted artificial intelligence who occasionally takes over the Captain’s log has his own plans, mostly self-serving ones because he has nothing better to do. The rest of the crew, pirates, hot chicks, robots and a foul beaked little space penguin round out the Drunken Space Pirates and with all the wise cracks and shots aimed at everyone and everything its clear the alcohol flows rather freely within the D.S.P. Many of the off the wall characters of the D.S.P. are walking guilty pleasures who say what they feel, do what they want and just generally give it to life, pop culture and the universe in general with both barrels . . . and occasionally fish...

Download or read book Drunken Space Pirates 2: The Asinine Conspiracy. (part one) written by Phoenix Freebird A. and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-12-07 with total page 676 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The warped television show in text continues with D.S.P. 2: The Asinine Conspiracy. Everything seems to be in turmoil with strange new enemy's threatening not just the D.S.P. but the whole of the Pirates Union and countless worlds across the known universe and possible even further.Though it's hardly been a few weeks since the end of Season 1, The Captain, drunk as he is, assembles his crew once again and heads off . . . to the Bar! What? You were expecting the Captain to start someplace else? Did you read book 1?

Download or read book Drunken Space Pirates 2: The Asinine Conspiracy. (part two) written by Phoenix Freebird A. and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-12-07 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crew members lost and a new enemy even more powerful than the last, though the last enemy is still a threat with time out of order. The search for answers and anything to gain an advantage over the enemy is taking its toll on the morale of the D.S.P. and the Captain just may be losing his mind in this the conclusion of Drunken Space Pirates. Season 2: The Asinine Conspiracy.

Download or read book Kenilworth. Pirate written by Walter Scott and published by . This book was released on 1883 with total page 1018 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Star Wars written by Laurent Bouzereau and published by Lucas Books. This book was released on 1997 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Provides the complete screenplays of the three Star Wars films, and provides background information about how the scripts were developed.

Download or read book Red Storm Rising written by Tom Clancy and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1987-07-01 with total page 740 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the Jack Ryan series comes an electrifying #1 New York Times bestseller—a standalone military thriller that envisions World War 3... A chillingly authentic vision of modern war, Red Storm Rising is as powerful as it is ambitious. Using the latest advancements in military technology, the world's superpowers battle on land, sea, and air for ultimate global control. It is a story you will never forget. Hard-hitting. Suspenseful. And frighteningly real. “Harrowing...tense...a chilling ring of truth.”—TIME

Download or read book Amazing Stories written by and published by . This book was released on 1940 with total page 908 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: