Deplorable Me

Download or read book Deplorable Me written by Kim Cormack and published by Mythomedia. This book was released on 2018-10-17 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BUCKLE UP, DARK FANTASY LOVERS. THE DAUGHTERS OF SETH PROPHECY HAS BEGUN! A Female Dark Fantasy Antihero! Let Your Freak Flag Fly! Embark on an exhilarating journey where fates collide in a seductive dark fantasy universe. Welcome to the gripping start of "The Daughters of Seth Prophecy!" Meet Lexy, a fierce and complex antihero with a dark past. Gifted with Guardian abilities in a mystical ritual, Lexy and her Dragon sister from Clan Ankh now wield unimaginable power. But with great power comes great peril, as they find themselves hilariously ill-equipped to handle their newfound abilities. From clearing out demons to battling hybrid infestations, their misadventures take you on a comic thrill ride like no other. Amidst the chaos, Lexy grapples with her identity and purpose. As Ankh gathers the next batch of Ankh for Immortal Testing, she must confront the demons of her past – both literal and figurative. Danger lurks at every corner, Lexy's love life becomes just as complicated. Caught between her devotion to her Handler, Grey, a reckless attraction to her enemy Tiberius and the allure of Orin, she must decide whether to follow her heart or duty. Can Lexy control her feral instincts and resist the temptations that threaten to consume her? As the prophecy unfolds, the bond between the Dragon sisters grows stronger. Dark forces are coming, and they must face each challenge together. Buckle up for an action-packed, dark fantasy adventure that will leave you breathless. Get ready to be spellbound by a narrative that seamlessly weaves together scifi elements, seductive characters, and heart-pounding action. Are you prepared to unleash your inner feral Dragon? Adventure awaits! Will Lexy blow up her Handler bond by succumbing to what's happening with Tiberius? Will she stop biting her friends? Keep your arms inside the rollercoaster and buckle up for this action-packed scifi dark fantasy thrill ride! Warning: The information contained within this book is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this may inadvertently trigger a Correction. If you’ve shown great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance at life by the Guardians of the In-between. For your soul's protection, you must join one of three Clans of immortals on Earth. Clan Ankh, Trinity or Triad. They will attach you to your Testing Group. You will be taken to another world and dropped into Immortal Testing to prove that even after dying thousands of times, you comprehend the greater good and would never leave your fallen behind. You will be returned to Earth to serve an eternity with Tri-Clan, training new Correction survivors, maintaining order and protecting the mortal population from themselves. You are still reading this, aren't you? Welcome to the Children Of Ankh Universe. READ IT NOW

Download or read book Make Your Life Great Again written by Michael Alvear and published by Woodpecker Media. This book was released on 2018-11 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two evangelicals who “prefer saviors who weren’t crucified” teach Trump supporters how to channel their inner Orange in this savagely funny satire disguised as a self-help book. First lesson: There’s no gold at the end of the Golden Rule. “A barbed send-up...filled with satirical glee!” —KIRKUS REVIEWS “What Would Donald Do?” A client is about to lose a promotion to an African-American. Another can’t get her daughter to lose weight. “What would Donald do?” ask the evangelical gurus, as they coach their clients into behaving like America’s wealthiest hemorrhoid. “Lies are unborn facts.” A nerdy client wants help filling out the profile on his dating app. A boob-honking client competes against a woman for CEO. Our Trump Whisperers show them how to go Tourette’s with the truth and ignore their conscience when it clangs like an Amber Alert. “You have a Christian duty to insult everyone.” Laugh through the rage. Find out why Trump supporters made this America’s #1 Returned Book! * Afterword by the winner of the 2016 presidential election, Vladimir Putin. RAVE REVIEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE! “I prefer books that weren’t published.” -- Donald Trump “If I had a sense of humor this book would’ve made me laugh!” -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders “Luckily, I’m a reptile so this book didn’t get under my skin.” -- Stephen Miller “What’s satire?” -- Kanye West

Download or read book The Refuge written by Thomas Lance and published by Mill Creek Literary Properties. This book was released on 2017-06-28 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eleanor Carpenter is a young, rags-to-riches real estate mogul who challenges a popular candidate from the elite political establishment for the position of governor of Oregon. The establishment candidate presides over several secret funding sources, one of which is located in an isolated wildlife refuge. After securing an unlikely ally, Eleanor surmounts several threats to her candidacy that her opponent deploys, but when she is lured to resolve an unlawful occupation at the refuge on the eve of the election, Eleanor discovers herself ensnared within the sinister grip of her most dangerous challenge.

Download or read book Wicked Thing written by Kim Cormack and published by Mythomedia. This book was released on 2016-07-17 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The fate of the new Ankh in Immortal Testing hangs in the balance. Will they survive the trials and prove themselves worthy of immortality? This captivating saga takes an uproarious turn as Lexy navigates a sci-fi fantasy afterlife rife with dark comedy. Within this realm, three Clans of immortal antiheroes clash and collaborate in unexpected ways. The story's core revolves around the impending Summit in the Third-Tier World. Lexy is paired with her arch-nemesis in the colosseum partnership that sizzles with tension and titillation. Amidst the battles and confrontations of the Summit, an electrifying encounter stirs an urgency to explore a dark attraction. Yet, the path to love and self-discovery is laden with challenges. Sacrifices must be made, and the otherworldly inventions surrounding them blur the line between possibility and peril. As if that wasn't enough, cloned Earthlings of historical significance are reduced to dinosaur snacks, adding a surreal layer of danger to an already complex taLexy's fierce determination is pitted against her burgeoning bond with her nemesis, igniting doubts and desires. A halftime tryst with her sworn enemy threatens to unravel the fragile threads of her Handler bond, and Lexy must navigate the treacherous waters of loyalty and love. Amidst the chaos, Prince Amadeus emerges as an ally, testing the limits of friendship. Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride through an otherworldly realm where fate, love, and immortality intertwine in thrilling and comical ways. The stage is set for a climactic showdown as alliances shift, desires ignite, and destinies collide. In this intoxicating blend of dark fantasy and rib-tickling comedy, Lexy and her fellow antiheroes will captivate your heart and leave you breathless for more. Get ready to blush, laugh, and be swept away on a journey where the only certainty is the uncertainty of what comes next. READ IT NOW!

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Download or read book Jackson: A Novel written by Max Byrd and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2013-02-12 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this sweeping, marvelously written novel, Max Byrd, the celebrated author of Jefferson and Grant, presents a superb portrait of Andrew Jackson, a President remembered for his strong will and tempestuous nature—and regarded as “the most dangerous man in America” by none other than Thomas Jefferson. He became a legend during the War of 1812. He was a slave owner, land speculator, and Indian fighter. He stole another man’s wife, murdered men in duels, and ordered military executions. But Andrew Jackson was also an impassioned supporter of universal suffrage and an ardent believer in the will of the people. Here the story of our controversial seventh President is told from a variety of viewpoints, including that of a young writer named David Chase who discovers, on the eve of the presidential election, a secret that could change the future of the nation. Along the way, readers encounter such notable figures as John Quincy Adams, Aaron Burr, and Sam Houston, and bear witness to an America in transition—and a man as unpredictable as democracy itself. “Max Byrd’s historical novels about the third and seventh presidents bring both men alive in ways that only a literary imagination can.”—George F. Will, The Washington Post “With Jackson, [Max] Byrd has vaulted . . . into the front rank of American historical novelists.”—The Wall Street Journal “Vivid and compelling . . . a convincing and intriguing portrait of Jackson as he might have been.”—The Plain Dealer “Full of action, emotion, and insight, Max Byrd’s Jackson deserves to stand with the finest works of historical fiction.”—San Francisco Chronicle “Grounded in excellent, detailed historical research, Byrd paints a rich, multilayered portrait.”—Chicago Tribune