Dear Future Boyfriend

Download or read book Dear Future Boyfriend written by Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz and published by SCB Distributors. This book was released on 2010-08-13 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In her celebrated debut volume, Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz tackles, among other idiosyncratic topics, love ("Science"), heartbreak ("Lit"), and thieving suburban punks ("Ode to the Person Who Stole My Family's Lawn Gnome"). Quirky and funny with a subtext of social commentary, Aptowicz's writing lets the reader ride shotgun in a hilarious sprawling road trip through America’s youth culture. Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz is a dizzying dervish of a poet, an astounding talent, a deft lyricist whose patented take on this dopey world is dazzling in its originality. Everything she encounters is fair game, and she jolts us into unexpected, delightful recognition. -Patricia Smith, "Blood Dazzler" Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz is a flash flood of uppercut quotes. Reading her work tempts me to lean over to the people next to me, and say, “Hey, you gotta see this.” Do not miss the opportunity to absorb this woman's work, page or stage." - Buddy Wakefield, "Live for a Living"

Download or read book Letter to a Future Lover written by Ander Monson and published by Graywolf Press. This book was released on 2015-02-03 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exuberant, expansive cataloging of the intimate physical relationship between a reader and a book A way to leave a trace of us, who we were or wanted to be, what we read and could imagine, what we did and what we left for you. Readers of physical books leave traces: marginalia, slips of paper, fingerprints, highlighting, inscriptions. All books have histories, and libraries are not just collections of books and databases but a medium of long-distance communication with other writers and readers. Letter to a Future Lover collects several dozen brief pieces written in response to library ephemera—with "library" defined broadly, ranging from university institutions to friends' shelves, from a seed library to a KGB prison library—and addressed to readers past, present, and future. Through these witty, idiosyncratic essays, Ander Monson reflects on the human need to catalog, preserve, and annotate; the private and public pleasures of reading; the nature of libraries; and how the self can be formed through reading and writing.

Download or read book My Future Ex-Girlfriend written by Jake Gerhardt and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-05-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brimming with humor and hope, this contemporary tween comedy is perfect for fans of Tommy Greenwald and Megan Schul. What happens when you finally capture the attention of your first crush? Do you suddenly know what to do? Do you magically learn the secrets of love? Not even close. Follow eighth graders Sam (the class clown), Duke (the intellectual), and Chollie (the athlete) as they fumble their way through boyfriend territory for the very first time. With so much to worry about as the school year ends—finals, commencement speeches, the baseball championship, the graduation party—the guys feel ill-equipped to handle the stress of their new relationships. But if they're dumped before the last day of middle school school, they'll start high school as losers. The. Pressure. Is. On. Want more Sam, Duke, and Chollie? Check out Me and Miranda Mullaly by Jake Gerhardt.

Download or read book My Boyfriend Wrote a Book about Me written by Hilary Winston and published by . This book was released on 2012-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TV writer Winston offers up a witty collection of autobiographical tales about her misadventures in dating--a laugh-out-loud, tell-all in which she sets the record straight for all her exes.

Download or read book Notes to My Future Husband written by The Coquette and published by Sourcebooks. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Meet The Coquette, the insanely popular advice columist for The Daily. Smirking but never cynical, she's a bad-ass with her own ideas about what it means to be a wife and what it takes to be a husband. Notes to My Future Husband is a modern woman's collection of tips on life, love, and everything in between."--Page 4 of cover.

Download or read book My Future Husband written by Melody Sweet and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-12 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She's everything he wants. He's so not her type. But could Mr. I-Don't-Think-So actually be Mr. Perfect?Marcus: I've loved Kelly since the moment I saw her, but high school was a bust. She was so far out of my league it was a joke. The blue-eyed heiress to a fashion empire falling for a scruffy, nerdy guy like me was a pipe dream.But now the tables have turned.It's five years later and she wants a job as my personal assistant.She doesn't remember me. This is my chance.I'm going to get it right this time.Whatever it takes, I'm going to win Kelly DeMarco's heart. Kelly: I remember Marcus from high school-the lovesick puppy who constantly nipped at my heels. He didn't get it back then, and he's not getting it now.It doesn't matter that I think he's funny and those embarrassing quirks of his are actually adorable. Us together wouldn't work. We come from completely different worlds. I'm already getting major flack from my parents for taking on a "menial" job when I could be running the company with Daddy. I can only imagine what they'd say if I walked Marcus through the door.No. Marcus and I can never be.So how do I make my heart believe that?My Future Husband is a standalone book in the Lyrics of Love sweet contemporary romance series. If you like adorable book boyfriends and playful romance, then you'll love Melody Sweet's touching novel.PLEASE NOTE: This book was previously published as Troublemaker by Melissa Pearl. It has been rewritten and re-edited to this sweet romance edition. Enjoy!Buy My Future Husband for a story that will capture your heart today!

Download or read book Dear Future Ex-wife written by Jillian Quinn and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All through high school, I dreamed of kissing Nathan King. I even wondered what it would be like to marry my best friend. And then, our friendship fell apart... So, when Nate asks me to be his fake wife, it’s a chance for us to start over. We both get what we want and then we can walk away. But what if I fall in love with him? Again.