Santas Pants Are Falling Down

Download or read book Santa's Pants are Falling Down written by Barbara Rittenhouse and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Book on Laughable and Disturbing Police Reports written by Inv. Sgt. Gregory Bryan Dunn and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2012-11 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book on Laughable and Disturbing Police Reports was written with the intent of the author to give a glimpse of the lighter side of law enforcement to the general public, providing a description of actual police reports based on actual incidents.

Download or read book THE BABY & THE BODYGUARD written by Jule McBride and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2012-07-16 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Had He Been Hired to Protect His Own Daughter? When bodyguard Anton Santa moved into Cyn Sweet's Manhattan penthouse, Cyn's pint-size daughter thought her Santa letters had been answered—and that she'd just gotten a daddy for Christmas! Cyn knew her little matchmaker needed protection, since the three-year-old was the mascot of the family toy store. But sexy Santa reminded Cyn of a Christmas past and a thief who'd stolen her heirlooms—and her heart! Santa—thief and master of disguises—was guilty as charged. Still, he suspected Cyn had stolen something far more valuable than the family jewels—his fatherhood!

Download or read book Out of Darkness written by Diane Mobley and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2013-02-05 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Out of Darkness Until you decide to deal with the pain, it sits inside of you like a cancer and devours your soul. It paralyzes you to the point that your life is not worth living. My sunshine has left. I am dying inside. My world is dark and dreary. This was my life for eight long years after my son, Michael, committed suicide. I finally got the courage to face the truth and heal my wounds. Sharing my pain was the hardest thing I have ever done. But it will be worth it, if it inspires someone to have hope for a better day.

Download or read book Fall Down Nine Times, Get Up Ten written by Martin Avery and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-07-06 with total page 528 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "You're going to die," the doctor said. But Canadian author Martin Avery laughed and walked away. Fall Down Nine Times, Get Up Ten tells the story of a man who was told he would never work or walk again, in Canada, but lived to get a better diagnosis of "jing-chi-shen" in China.

Download or read book Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Hundreds Of Kids Jokes They Can Tell Anywhere! written by Franklin Yantz and published by Insults Anywhere. This book was released on 2014-08-21 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you're a kid or just a kid at heart, the jokes in this book will make you laugh! Tell them at school, in the office, at church, family reunions, and anywhere else you can think of! It's a smorgasbord of silliness! A compilation of comedy! A feast of funny! Your children will never be without a joke! Jokes about animals, holidays, school, knock knock jokes, and more? Check! You won't ever be never without a joke again! "We pull no punches and neither should you!"

Download or read book Santa Claus, are you f**king crazy? written by Roman Fedosow and published by Roman Fedosov. This book was released on 2020-07-05 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Fedosov Roman — author of the idea of the Blindspot TV series (Warner Bros. Television 2016) , director, screenwriter of TNT TV channels ("Battle of psychics" and "Forbidden Zone" programs) , theater actor of Mossovet Theatre, Sovremennik, Satyricon , head of the School-TV, graduate of RATI (GITIS),. This phrase about "Santa Claus" is absolutely authentic and historically reliable. She sounded at the very moment when the life of a novice artist literally hung in the balance. However, miraculously having gotten out of that scrape at the end of the “troubled 90s”, I realized the main thing about the artist’s profession is that it’s the most beautiful, most difficult, most dangerous, monstrously unfair and fantastically interesting path. And once having drunk this “actor’s cocktail”, you will no longer be able to live a normal human life. I hope that reading will bring you not only benefit, but also pleasure. Because the stage is an endless source of anecdotes and comedies, tragedies and farces, life experiences and stupid absurdities. I hope that this book will save someone time, insure someone from disappointment, and give someone wings!