Humor For The Holidays

Download or read book Humor for the Holidays written by Shari MacDonald and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-12-12 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the holidays with the marvelous gift of humor! Holidays can be both fun and frustrating, can't they? All the chaos that goes with the holidays can make you grin or groan. What you need for happy holidays is to have your stocking stuffed with tasty bits of humor. Imagine reaching into your stocking and finding a hilarious story by Patsy Clairmont, pulling out funny-bone ticklers by Martha Bolton, Jack Hayford, and Tim Wildmon, and discovering goodies to make you giggle by many other gifted writers. So grab a cup of wassail, curl up in your favorite chair, and indulge yourself with this heart-lifting book of holiday cheer -- it's stuffed full of special surprises to raise your spirits and add joy to your world!

Download or read book Christmas Unwrapped written by Scott Emmons and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2007-09-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My eyes are blurred, my brain is mush. My hands begin to tremble. I fell for those deceitful words: 'Easy to assemble.'" -Christmas Unwrapped: Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays If the holidays conjure up images of maxed-out credit card bills, mile-long mall lines, or that lamp from Aunt Jane that graces your abode only when she comes to visit, this colorful keepsake provides rhyming redemption. More About Christmas Unwrapped Rhyme master Scott Emmons approaches Christmas with a joke and a grin by offering 47 original poems, including: * Dear Santa, Toys get broken. Candy's cheap. Pets take effort. Fruit won't keep. Candles smell. Clothes might clash. Games are boring. Please send cash. Love, Mindy * Grandma's Gift Which present came from Grandma? It isn't hard to see. The gift wrap is the same she's used since 1943. Book attributes include a stocking-friendly trim size and ribbon marker, along with four-color art and photography throughout.

Download or read book Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever! written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ho, ho, ho-larious jokes for kids! This entertaining holiday-themed joke collection will keep kids 6 and up laughing all season long. Curated by the editors at Highlights, Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever contains over 500 age-appropriate, hilarious jokes in a variety of types, like riddles, knock-knocks and more. What did the dog say to the Christmas tree? My bark is louder than yours! This humor collection features hundreds of clever jokes as well as hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun. These wholesome jokes will appeal to kids' sense of humor and are great for sharing at school, play dates or parties. With jokes about Santa, reindeer, Christmas carols and more, kids will amuse themselves—and their friends and family—with this jolly joke book. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes and riddles boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.

Download or read book Holidays on Ice written by David Sedaris and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2009-05-04 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey"). No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).

Download or read book Finding the Right Words for the Holidays written by J. Beverly Daniel and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-11-01 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sharing the most joyous times of the year begins with Finding the right Words for the Holidays Here you'll find: Warmhearted and humorous greetings for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa cards More than six dozen ways to say "Happy New Year!" Famous holiday quotations Tips for making card-writing a pleasure rather than a chore Suggestions for creating the perfect year-end family newsletter Practical hints for simplifying card-sending A special section for your holiday card mailing lists ...and more, Tis the season to celebrate with one another by using all the right words!

Download or read book Robo Humor: A Hilarious Collection of Jokes for All written by M.B. Chatfield and published by M.B. Chatfield. This book was released on with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for a side-splitting journey into the world of AI-powered comedy with Robo Humor: A Hilarious Collection of Jokes for All! In this groundbreaking book, you'll discover a treasure trove of jokes meticulously crafted by ChatGPT, a cutting-edge language model from OpenAI. ChatGPT has been trained on a massive dataset of text and code, giving it an unparalleled understanding of human language and humor. The result is a collection of jokes that are as fresh, original, and laugh-out-loud funny as anything you've ever heard. Whether you're a seasoned comedy fan or just looking for a good chuckle, Robo Humor has something for everyone. With jokes covering a wide range of topics, from everyday life to pop culture to the latest scientific advancements, you're sure to find something that tickles your funny bone. Here's a sneak peek at some of the hilarious jokes you'll find in Robo Humor: · Why did the robot cross the road? To get to the other processor. · What do you call a fish wearing a suit? Sofishticated. · What's the difference between a robot and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner can clean under furniture. · Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. · What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. Robo Humor is more than just a collection of jokes—it's a testament to the power of artificial intelligence to create humor that is both intelligent and entertaining. So grab your copy today and prepare to be amazed and amused by the incredible wit of ChatGPT! Order your copy of Robo Humor today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud experience! #AIHumor #FunnyAI #WittyJokes #Joke #AIComedy #TheFutureOfComedy #HilariousJokes #PunnyJokes #OneLiners #RobotComedy #MachineHumor #AIJokes #ArtificialIntelligenceJokes #Funny #StepInComedy #Robot #Humor LaughOutLoudBook #JokeCollection #MustRead #GiftIdeas #GoodRead #FunnyBooks #PunLovers

Download or read book Using Humor to Maximize Living written by Mary Kay Morrison and published by R&L Education. This book was released on 2012-03-29 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humor gets very little respect! While references to the importance of having a sense of humor are liberally sprinkled throughout the popular media, and it is usually mentioned as one of the qualities of effective employees, it is rare to find purposeful humor practice. Humor is without a doubt the one quality that most of us agree is needed in life. However, it is rare to find serious applications on the benefits of applying humor in everyday life and in our world of work. When the federal government tried to incorporate humor into a staff development program of a federal agency, there was an outcry. It seems that humor was thought to be a waste of taxpayer money, and the program was axed. The purpose of Using Humor to Maximize Living is to affirm, sustain, and encourage people in the practice of humor not only as a personal tool to optimize a healthy life style, but also to maximize the benefits of humor in everyday life. Check out the research that includes a review on the use of humor to nurture creativity, to increase the capacity for memory retention, to support an optimal work environment, and to build safe communities that reflect the relational trust necessary for maximizing living.