How To Drive Your Sister Crazy

Download or read book How to Drive Your Sister Crazy written by Diane Z. Shore and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2008-10-21 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you have a big sister? Do you know how to drive her crazy? It's easy, really easy. Take it from me, Bradley Harris Pinkerton. Does your sister hog the bathroom? Does she spend hours on the phone with her friends? Then this book is for you! All you need is a rubber snake, some bubble gum, and a little bit of sneakiness. Oh, and a really good hiding place. Note: Do not let your sister read this book!

Download or read book How to Drive a Dragon Crazy written by G.A. Aiken and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2012-06-06 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sanity is overrated in this “captivating, funny, exciting” fantasy adventure from the New York Times bestselling author of the Scarred Earth Saga (Smexy Books). Some things never go away, like vile enemies, bad ale, and annoying kin. But I thought I was finished with the one dragon I’d have done anything for: Éibhear the Blue, a big, gorgeous, blue-haired beast who thinks the world belongs to him. The world and, apparently, me. So if Éibhear wants to play the caring hero and travel into the most forsaken of Gods forsaken lands to protect the one woman who doesn’t need it—namely me—I’ll let him. Because while I’m trying to fulfill a ridiculous quest for a pushy god, I’m going to draw this overconfident warlord much too close, rekindle his fires, and enjoy every minute of his delicious defeat . . . Praise for the Dragon Kin Series “Aiken’s patented mix of bloodthirsty action, crazy scenarios and hilarious dialogue have made this series a truly unique pleasure.”—RT Book Reviews (4½ Stars) “A chest thumping, mead-hall rocking, enemy slaying brawl of a good book.”—All Things Urban Fantasy “Laugh-out-loud funny—I loved it!”—Thea Harrison, New York Times bestselling author "A hot, hot series." --Library Journal

Download or read book 45 Things You Do That Drive Your Boss Crazy--And How to Avoid Them written by Anita Bruzzese and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-02-06 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A veteran career columnist shows employees how to avoid getting bounced out the door. In colorful letters from outraged managers as well as mystified employees who can't seem to figure out why they're not getting ahead, career columnist Anita Bruzzese gets an inside view on the types of behavior bosses love and reward- and all the unspoken things, large and small, that they can't stand. In this engaging and much-needed book, she reveals the most common complaints from bosses about what their employees are doing wrong-from copying the wrong people on e-mail to kicking the soda machine in a moment of rage to blogging about their jobs-and offers advice on how to shape up and work right.

Download or read book How to Ruin Your Sister's Life written by Mary McHugh and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sisters love each other, hate each other, torment each other-and still manage to stick up for each other. Author Mary McHugh explores the unique relationship sisters share and provides plenty of ways to drive a beloved sister mad in How to Ruin Your Sister's Life. Sisters have made tormenting each other a virtual art form, despite their familial love. Their emotional and mental tricks can make the physical torture brothers inflict on one another seem like child's play. Finally girls and women have somewhere to turn when they run out of ideas for making their sisters miserable: How to Ruin Your Sister's Life. Author Mary McHugh's hilarious, sometimes outrageous suggestions provide all the guidance these girls need, whether they're 16 or 60. A few examples: * Marry her boyfriend. * Throw away the heads of all her Barbie dolls. * Sob loudly throughout her wedding. * Tell your 13-year-old sister's boyfriend that she still sucks her thumb. * Cut up her Christmas stocking and flush it down the toilet. * Take a picture of your 55-year-old sister nude, brushing her teeth. Of course, the best defense is to buy this book before your sister does!

Download or read book The Chosen written by Edward Lee and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2023-12-14 with total page 366 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Restaurant manager Vera Abbot has come to The Inn to embark on the job of her dreams. But from the day she arrives, her dream turns into a harrowing nightmare. She hears strange footsteps, sees faceless figures in the dead of night…and is tormented by erotic dreams in which a hideous stranger makes love to her. The past never dies. It only sleeps, waiting to unleash a new cycle of bloodshed and terror. For The Inn is a breeding ground for unspeakable atrocities. And now the time has come for Vera to be initiated into its secret world of depravity and horror—whether she wants to or not!

Download or read book Don't Tell Anyone written by Peg Kehret and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2001-12-31 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trying to save some feral cats living in a field about to be bulldozed, Megan receives an offer of help from an odd man. Feeling his offer isn't quite right; Megan then witnesses a car accident and receives disturbing notes. Not knowing who to trust, Megan relies on her wits to save the cats—and herself. “Each part of the tale ties neatly together in this exciting book that children won't want to put down.” —School Library Journal “An absorbing and suspenseful novel with a strong female main character.” —Kirkus Reviews

Download or read book The Top Ten Ways to Drive Your Wife Crazy and how to Avoid Them written by Hans Finzel and published by Chariot Victor Publishing. This book was released on 1996 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This engaging new book from the Finzels explores the ten most common ways men aggravate their wives. The authors assert that if a husband follows conventional wisdom and most of the models in today's American culture, he will fail miserably in his role as an encouraging companion to his spouse. Hans and Donna use practical stories as well as anecdotes from their own life together to illustrate ways a husband can strengthen his relationship with his wife.