Seriously Senior Moments

Download or read book Senior Moments written by Angus FitzSimons and published by Hachette Australia. This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who's had a few? Check this list to know for sure: · You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis). · You still say 'colour television', and you watch television on a television. · Your home phone rings and you answer it. (And you still have a phone, not a 'landline'.) · You boast about 'doing it' three times a night and that's just getting up to pee. · You realise that your wardrobe has become ironic. You're not back in fashion, but you're hip. (And ironically, you now have an artificial hip). If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the above, congratulations! You are officially a Senior and this book is here to guide you through your best years (i.e. the past). Stroll, or maybe shuffle, down Nostalgia Avenue and bask in the glory of growing old disgracefully. (If you are a Young Person, this is the easiest Senior gift idea ever. You're welcome!)

Download or read book Senior Moments written by Shelley Klein and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2009-04-01 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of Can’t Remember Sh*t, here is another riotously funny book for anyone interested in . . . uh . . . anyone interested in . . . uh . . . whatever. Replete with everything Shelly Klein forgot to put in her previous book, and with a softer, gentler title, Senior Moments explores the whole spectrum of annoyances hounding the seventy-six million Baby Boomers (and their older kids) as they go gray at the temples, add a few inches to the midsection, and keep forgetting what day of the week it is. Comprising the experiences of everyone from politicians to TV talking heads, from the famous to the infamous (and everyone in-between), Senior Moments is chockful of advice, anecdotes, confessions, quotes, tips, and excuses—and dishes it all out without straining its back.

Download or read book More Senior Moments (The Ones We Forgot) written by Shelley Klein and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2011-08-31 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crammed full of anecdotes, tips, confessions and advice, More Senior Moments will ensure that getting to grips with newfangled technology, remembering your best friend's name and putting matching socks on will become a breeze.

Download or read book Preventing Senior Moments written by Stan Goldberg and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2023-10-11 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Suggests 15 prevention strategies for senior moments ranging from forgetting appointments to becoming disoriented"--

Download or read book The Big Book of Senior Moments written by Bennett Melville and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Old age isn’t for wimps, nor is it for those without a sense of humor. The Big Book of Senior Moments is chock full of those small blunders, momentary lapses, and misplaced keys that happen to all of us. Humor might not help you remember your cat’s name, but it will certainly make you feel less alone! Did you know that Albert Einstein once searched frantically for his misplaced train ticket because he couldn’t remember where he was going? Or that Marilyn Monroe forgot the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like it Hot? Can you believe that Marlon Brando had to have his lines written on another actor’s forehead so he could get through a scene? If you have done something like this, don’t despair, for you are among other greats like Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. The Big Book of Senior Moments will be sure to bring a smile to friends and family alike. Don’t forget to pick up your copy today!

Download or read book A Senior Moment Is Just a Wrinkle in Time written by and published by Product Concept Incorporated. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most commonly found on the nightstound or in the bathroom, is this little treasure of a book with favorite quote from the wise and the humorous, uplifting stories and reflections, and prayers to guide those who are getting older. It's a gift not to take one's self TOO seriously...and this is the perfect gift to give that lift.

Download or read book Keto Smart!: Heal Your Brain and Body With the Ten-Step Action Plan Scientifically Proven to Prevent or Reverse Obesity, Memory Loss, Alzheimer's, Diabetes, Autoimmunity, Cancer, and Heart Disease written by Y.L. Wright M.A. and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-09-05 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get Smart with KETO SMART! Heal your brain and heal your body with this easy KETO SMART program. KETO SMART is packed with secrets to improve your memory and thinking with simple instructions that you can easily follow. Learn how to radically improve the health of your brain, so that you can enjoy life to the max at any age. Your heart, arteries, and everything else will improve as well. The KETO SMART 10-step protocol is MUCH more than just following a ketogenic diet. The KETO SMART 10-step protocol is a comprehensive program of self-healing. Follow the KETO SMART ten easy action steps, and soon your thinking mind will become as penetrating as the depths of a pristine alpine lake on a quiet sunny morning. The goal of this book is to guide you through the maze of interconnected problems. Every step helps, but you only get the gold ring of health by following the complete treatment plan. It isnÕt hard if you know what to do. It is impossible if you don't.