Playing With Myself

Download or read book Git-R-Done written by Larry the Cable Guy and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2005-10-11 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Git-R-Done is chock-full of fart jokes and straight talk about America. I sat down one day and said to myself, “Larry, you’ve done it all. You’ve got three gold records, a successful DVD, a hit TV show, a picture of Shania Twain givin’ ya the finger, and most important, the high score on Frogger. What more could you possibly do?” Then I started thinking about writing a book. I wanted mostly to write Git-R-Done for all those good Americans who just wanna laugh like I do. Come on inside and hear me make fun of Janet Reno, Rosie O’Donnell, and my fat sister, who caused a twelve-tray pileup in front of the caramel nut rolls at the country buffet. I’m gonna tell you why Dick Trickle is my hero, why we need to get back to good ol’ common sense, and why I prefer a picture of the Last Supper with NASCAR drivers as the disciples over just about anything. Lord, I apologize! The book will go down in history as one of America’s most important events since the breakup of Aldo Nova. Even my mom liked the book—here’s what she said: “There’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” Git-R-Done is just plain funny, I don’t care who ya are! Also available as an eBook.

Download or read book I Am Not a Mistake written by Miss April and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-07-11 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your self esteem is one of the most invaluable things you have. This is your life and you must live it according to your principles, values, and worth. If you are not sure what they are, this would be an awesome time to learn. Self esteem begins with you. A healthy self esteem is vital for your survival in the real world. There are a lot of people who say they love themselves and they really don't but it sounds good so they go with it. Don't be this person! You must go deeper than that. You have to Speak It, Believe It, & Receive It! If you don't believe it there is no reason to speak it. You can't receive anything until you believe it. Think before you speak because it could save you in the long run. Actions speak louder than words so always be on the lookout. Always remember that no matter what situation, journey, test, trial, or tribulations you may have, you must not give up because you have to follow your dreams, passions, and desires. Always remember that you are not a mistake and you are here for a purpose.

Download or read book My Very Own Exchanji: An Interactive Gender Transformation Romance written by Alyson Belle and published by Alyson Belle Productions. This book was released on with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What would you do if you found a magical board game that magically transformed you in some VERY surprising ways? Would you dare to keep playing? Could you uncover its mysteries? And how would the rest of your life turn out? In My Very Own Exchanji, YOU get to make all of these choices and more as you return to the world of Alyson Belle's classic book Exchanji, joining four young friends on the magical and hilarious romantic transformation adventure of a lifetime and seeing all the different ways their fateful night might have turned out. You play the book as Connor, one of the men, and when you find a dusty old board game called Exchanji (An Exciting Game of Changes for Consenting Adults) in a closet, things start to get wild as soon as the dice start rolling! Swapped bodies and surprising transformations are only the start of this crazy night... Not only can you pick which romantic encounters happen to Connor throughout the book, but you also get to choose from dozens and dozens of branching paths as the night gets crazier and crazier: Will you go along with the board game's magic or fight it every step of the way? Will you wind up with your girlfriend Maya, the hotheaded Kelsey, or even your best friend Frank? Do you dare to step beyond the portal and enter the magical realms of Exchanjia? With over 400 pages of possibilities and sixteen completely unique endings, the choices you make on this fateful day will affect Connor and every one of his friends for the rest of their lives (or maybe beyond)! Can you make the right choices to have fun, stay alive, and uncover all of the mysteries of the world of Exchanji? There's only one way to find out! Unlike traditional books, this is a branching narrative story that can be read multiple times with different events throughout. At the end of each section there are several hyperlinks indicating choices you can make for Connor, just like a game. You can tap your e-reader/tablet or click the link in your browser (depending on where you’re reading this) to make the selection you want, and you’ll be transported to that section to continue the story. While it’s possible to use your back buttons to go back a step, you’ll probably have the most fun if you treat the decisions as permanent until your next read-through, just like Connor and his friends would have to do!

Download or read book My Life and How I Got Over! written by Jeanette Shaw and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-11 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains information concerning my life and how I got through the rough times. From a young age to my current years, there were some abuse, love, lost of trust, and hard times of raising seven kids being a single parent with no help or any family members. Real names are not used in this book. Fictional names of the characters are used. Life is not a silly game and should not be preyed upon. Treat people with respect. If you can't help them, don't hurt them. Just move out of their way . . .

Download or read book Gay Behind Prison Bars written by Jonathan Disque and published by Jonathan Disque. This book was released on 2020-05-15 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What it was like being a closet gay and then after being yank out of the closet was sent to prison

Download or read book Diary written by Witold Gombrowicz and published by Yale University Press. This book was released on 2012-06-19 with total page 816 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just before the outbreak of World War II, young Witold Gombrowicz left his home in Poland and set sail for South America. In 1953, still living as an expatriate in Argentina, he began his Diary with one of literature's most memorable openings: "Monday Me. Tuesday Me. Wednesday Me. Thursday Me." Gombrowicz's Diary grew to become a vast collection of essays, short notes, polemics, and confessions on myriad subjects ranging from political events to literature to the certainty of death. Not a traditional journal, Diary is instead the commentary of a brilliant and restless mind. Widely regarded as a masterpiece, this brilliant work compelled Gombrowicz's attention for a decade and a half until he penned his final entry in France, shortly before his death in 1969. Long out of print in English, Diary is now presented in a convenient single volume featuring a new preface by Rita Gombrowicz, the author's widow and literary executor. This edition also includes ten previously unpublished pages from the 1969 portion of the diary.

Download or read book Leveling the Playing Field in spite of Myself written by Vincent N. Cefalu, Sr., M.D. and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014-10-15 with total page 405 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a consolidation of both of my previous publications and a revision of my autobiography portrayed in a more explicit manner. I present more details as to how, with my pronounced limited academic ability, I managed to utilize both positive and detrimental factors from my early childhood to my advantage in order to accomplish my ultimate success in life. I present my usual witty satire in discussing the many hardships and hurdles I encountered during my seemingly-impossible educational path. My eventual goal was also undoubtedly attributed to my life-long ability of being able to overachieve and outperform. Along with these factors and endless battles with bipolar illness and gross obesity, I managed to convert these deterrents into an incredibly advantageous situation, as I explain how some of the characteristics resulting from my illness actually helped to sustain my drive to success. Even one of my decisions to quit medical school turned out to be a very important impetus in my eventual success. I eventually served thirty years as a rural family practice physician and fourteen years as coroner of a mid-sized Louisiana parish. I strive to add and discuss more pertinent information regarding my life experiences that was previously erroneously but unintentionally omitted and address many of the questions that arose unanswered, along with relating more gruesome and mischievous incidents, including a more recent mishap that left me with a slight handicap. I discuss the countless problems that I faced while treating my patients, relate my numerous conflicts with various governmental agencies and organizations, and detail many unusual cases that helped mold my life and influenced my decisions. I also reveal even more of my innermost secrets and confessions during my practice, and I elaborate further on my bipolar illness and its impact on my life. I feel that this book is a must-read for bipolar individuals who should have no problems identifying with me.