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Download or read book Stop the Dad Jokes! written by Adrian Beck and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2021-07-02 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!

Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoë Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Download or read book 501 Great Aussie Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q. What do you call a platypus trapped under a rock? A. A flatypus! Follows on from the sensational success of 2007's celebrity-packed Camp Quality joke book, Laugh Even Louder! and 2006's Laugh Out Loud! Featuring all-new packaging, plus a bright, eye-catching, green and gold cover with a 'Mozzie! Mozzie! Mozzie! Oi! Oi! Oi!' concept, 501 Great Aussie Jokes! is designed for irresistible impulse purchasing.

Download or read book Manage Your Money Like a F*cking Grown-Up written by Sam Beckbessinger and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2019-04-18 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're going to earn plenty of money over your lifetime. Are you going to waste it on stupid crap that doesn't make you happy, or let it buy your freedom and your most audacious dreams? We never get an instruction manual about how money works. Most of what we learn about money comes from advertising or from other people who know as little as we do. No wonder we make such basic mistakes. No wonder we feel disempowered and scared. No wonder so many of us just decide to stick our heads in the damn sand and never deal with it. In Manage Your Money Like a F*cking Grown Up, Sam Beckbessinger tells it to you straight: how to take control of your money to take control of your life. In this clear and engaging basic guide to managing your finances, you will learn: - How to trick your dumb brain into saving more, without giving up fun - How to make a bona fide grown-up budget - Why you need to forget what you've learned about credit - How to negotiate a raise - Why buying a house (probably) won't make you rich - The one super-simple investment you need With helpful exercises, informative illustrations (also: kittens) and straightforward advice, this book doesn't shy away from the psychology of money, and is empowering, humorous and helpful. The book you wish you'd had at 25, but is never too late to read.

Download or read book Rewriting You written by Emilia Finn and published by High Interest Books: Survivor. This book was released on 2018-06-07 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm a mom to teenagers... I'm also my late husband's executioner.He was an abusive man on the fast track to devastation. He hung me from a fancy chandelier to die. Had my saviours driven the long way home, I wouldn't be here today to tell my story. It's been a long road since then, but my children and I have finally moved back to town. It's time to lay some ghosts to bed. It's time to truly thank my heroes. It's time to start living again. My name is Lindsi Conner, and it's time to rewrite my story.*Cocky? Check!Handsome? Double check!Free spirited and loving it? Check, check, check.My name is Oscar Franks - Deputy Oscar Franks - and I love my life exactly the way it is. I'm thirty-six years old and single by choice. I don't need complications in my life.That's what I've been telling myself, anyway. That was until she came to town.

Download or read book Wayside Tales and Cartoons Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1921 with total page 1184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Silver Screen Fiend written by Patton Oswalt and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-10-13 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Between 1995 and 1999, Patton Oswalt lived with an unshakable addiction. It wasn't drugs, alcohol or sex: it was film. After moving to L.A., Oswalt became a huge film buff (or as he calls it, a sprocket fiend), absorbing classics, cult hits, and new releases at the New Beverly Cinema. Silver screen celluloid became Patton's life schoolbook, informing his notion of acting, writing, comedy, and relationships. Set in the nascent days of L.A.'s alternative comedy scene, Oswalt's memoir chronicles his journey from fledgling stand-up comedian to self-assured sitcom actor, with the colorful New Beverly collective and a cast of now-notable young comedians supporting him all along the way"--